So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize