Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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