whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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