Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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