If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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