her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
