can we get nightvision for the apartment?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
