even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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