I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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