My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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