You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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