i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Randomize
