hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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