I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I am mentally ready for anal.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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