Where is the hickey?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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