Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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