I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
