The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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