So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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