erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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