I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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