I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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