Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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