she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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