Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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