You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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