Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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