Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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