He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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