The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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