i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
