i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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