What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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