I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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