Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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