I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
We have started to decorate penises.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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