Define "chronic" masturbator.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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