Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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