Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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