she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Walk of Shame today included voting.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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