Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
The power of my boobs compel you
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