Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
being pregnant is like rehab
foreskin is a definite game changer
My liver just had a heart attack.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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