Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Will you blow on my dice?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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