I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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