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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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