Where are you?
In a non slutty way
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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