what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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