Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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