your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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