I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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