i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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