Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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