haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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