VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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