I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm at about main and main street
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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