This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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