I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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