I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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