Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
420 ftw
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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